Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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