Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You can't motorboat a personality
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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