It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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