At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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