if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Buhtt sex?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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