Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Redeem this text for a blowjob
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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