boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
