But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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