no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
