New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I smell like Dick and happiness
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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