So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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