I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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