We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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