Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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