Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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