Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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