Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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