is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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