Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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