I will die if light touches me.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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