You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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