Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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