I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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