You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
