Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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