The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
