**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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