just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
third nipple confirmed
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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