I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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