Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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