I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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