Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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