As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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