If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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