For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
no you cant smoke seaweed
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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