Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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