yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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