at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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