Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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