if you like me you must not know who I am
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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