I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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