I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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