rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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