HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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