i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
