You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
please come you make the beer taste better
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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