So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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