I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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