That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Welp...herpes.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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