I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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