playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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