tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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