So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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