we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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