My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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