2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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