did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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