I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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