Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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