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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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